From the recording I'm The Crazy One


<p>I&rsquo;M THE CRAZY ONE</p>
<p>Aunt Joan has a twelve foot crucifix on her front lawn</p>
<p>She claims all the Christian souls she knew are dead and gone</p>
<p>Her own son is a Buddha lover living chant to chant</p>
<p>She says she forgives him but she knows the good lord can&rsquo;t</p>
<p>Robbie went to Ink Extremes about a month ago</p>
<p>Got himself a tattoo on his heel where it won&rsquo;t show</p>
<p>A tiny cross and words that say keep walking with me lord</p>
<p>He says it&rsquo;s pretty lame but it&rsquo;s the best that he can afford</p>
<p>But in my family</p>
<p>I&rsquo;m the crazy one</p>
<p>A black sheep brother</p>
<p>And a lazy son</p>
<p>A dreamer sleeping through his wakeup call</p>
<p>And they&rsquo;re scared to see someone like me</p>
<p>Can love them all</p>
<p>Bill dined at Lord Jasper&rsquo;s Court to try the gourmet fare</p>
<p>Paid 300 dollars and was told what not to wear</p>
<p>It&rsquo;s worth the tiny portions and a night beyond his means</p>
<p>To be apart from slobs like me in flannel shirts and jeans</p>
<p>I could go on naming names</p>
<p>But what&rsquo;s the sense</p>
<p>They don&rsquo;t like me having fun</p>
<p>At their expense</p>
<p>But I&rsquo;ll keep on singing</p>
<p>Don&rsquo;t count me out just yet</p>
<p>Someday I might be famous</p>
<p>For the things I just don&rsquo;t get</p>