Roger William

Music and Lyrics

Daddy's Dancin' Topless

Roger William
David Gault - Roger William Eydenberg


Dad always liked to dress up and be the life of the party. If he could have gotten away with it, he probably would have danced naked. Mom WOULD have cut his you know what off!!


Daddy’s Dancing Topless


Daddy’s dancing topless

At the all night male revue

The PTA phoned Momma up

Asked if this was true

Our minister informed us

Made one thing very clear

We’d been kicked out of the running

For family of the year


No one cared about our drinking

Fist fights and raising hell

But this time you’ve gone and done it

Rang the warning bell

Dad’s just another Gypsy Rose Lee

Putting on his show

Shaking his booty to the whistles

While the lights are turned down low



Daddy’s dancing topless once again

Wearing a wig and not much else

Showing lots of skin

The ladies all go crazy

When Daddy hits the stage

Daddy’s dancing topless

He never acts his age


Every night is ladies night

They always get in free

Beer is just one dollar

The price is usually three

Jukebox turned up extra loud

Just ask for your request

Dad can do the Harlem shuffle

But it’s lap dancing he loves best




He wears a big sized G-string

When he’s strutting on the floor

The ladies stuff it full of dollars

And phone numbers by the score

Momma told him flat out

I am still your wife

And I’ll cut your you know what off

If I have to with my knife




If you’re into working evenings

And like to mingle with a crowd

Really to go-go

When the music’s turned up loud

Save the last dance for your momma

It’s the Christian thing to do

Join Daddy out there dancing

At the all night male revue




           Words and Music by

David Gault and Roger Eydenberg